“When I was a young man about to go out into the world, my father says to me… some very valuable advice. One of these days in your travels a guy is going to come to you and show you a nice brand-new deck of cards on which the seal is not yet broken, and this guy is going to offer to bet you that he can make the Jack of Spades jump out of the deck and squirt cider in your ear. But son, do not bet this man, for as sure as you stand there you are going to wind up with an earful of cider.” 

(Spoken by Sky Masterson (Marlon Brando) to Nathan Detroit (Frank Sinatra) in the Damon Runyon classic, “Guys and Dolls”.)

Open the mail and get a nice letter offering to buy your home. Turn on the television and hear how easy it is to get an offer on your house. It’s in your email, it’s on your phone – sell your house quick and easy. Get full price. We will pay your moving costs, they say. It is soooo easy – SURE.

At Those Callaways, you won’t get an earful of cider. We will get you top dollar, but it won’t be easy and it may take time. We will get your home ready and make sure every potential buyer knows about your home’s best features. At Those Callaways, we work hard so your experience will be a good one. Is it hard work? Yes, but that’s our job, and when we are all done, you will be able to tell your friends how quick and easy it was. And, that’s no earful of cider.